Juan & Ikan Longkang

Ok.. to those of you out there who wants to learn how to catch longkang fish..here's my "Longkang Fish 101 for Dummies" a.k.a "Beginners Guide to Longkang Fish". First..wait for Wan Chik by the longkang. Show her where's the fish .." Tuuu..tuu... "

Secondly, pick the fish from the net. But you must be very careful. If not, the fish might jump out or die. Then, if Wan Chik insist that it's enough ... reminds her " satu lagi ...satu lagi Wan Chik"

And, as for your sister.. let her mind her own business.

Next, try to carry the pail by yourself. That is... 'try only' .. If you can't, ask your mom or Wan Chik to carry it for you .. "Bawak la kesana .."

And lastly, take a small bowl to put the fish in. The bowl, as compared to the big pail earlier, is wayy better for you to 'manage' your fish. Tok Tan and Andong won't scold you because the bowl is small, and you can reach for the fish easier. To to catch the fish, and if you do, hold it in your hand as long as you want. And lastly, tell your mom this .."Fish dah matila..dia dah mati"